Primo Mese – The First Month

Times I have driven on the left: Once

Amount of fresh pasta eaten: 88967357 Kgs

Amount of cheese eaten: 65756607 Kgs

Number of thunder storms: 4

Number of Popes: 2

Festivals attended: 5 (cheese, asparagus, tulips, Easter and May)

Time it took to neck my first Aperol Spritz: less than 24 hours

Cars hired: 2

Concerts attended: 1

Prospective houses visited: 11

Shoes Purchased: 0 (apologies will rectify this asap)

Gelatos necked: 1

Clothes bought: 7

Scorpions whacked with a trainer: 1 (it was in the bed before you @ me on animal rights)

Days I’ve regretted moving to Italy: 0

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